Gross
I overheard a Lana Del Ray song and noaw I’mll pirsle gyrpte wefdrhh.
The Black Keys Rolling Stone Interview (x)
(via jamiephillipcook)
- Me: Hey, I just met you.
- Me: And this is crazy.
- Me: But do you ever think about killing yourself?
- Me: Sometimes when you're buying soap?
I hate when I have a job
because then I come home, feel happy, look at my bank account, go online and buy far too many clothing items, a glockenspiel, 2 books, and maybe something like 8 or 9 CD’s, but who’s counting, really?
#FUCK YES#I deserve it because I work hard for the money so hard for it honey#I do not work hard for the money not hard for it honey#It is awkward when your parents bring in the mail and hand you three or four packages everyday#Then college says wait you have to pay for me too and I am like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
- Interviewer: Tell me about the production of the album. It sounds very stripped-down. Very raw.
- Julian: Well, our producer had to be naked at all times while he was recording us.
- Albert: We ate raw meat off the bone.
- Julian: Everything raw.
- Albert: Yeah. It's very primal, you know, we slept in caves for a couple weeks. Didn't shower.
- Julian: Every time you met a hot girl, you just take out your baseball bat and like whack her on the head and like drag her back to your place.
War of Words
Normal gender dichotomy.
Ignored by genderless pronouns.
Widely accepted narratives.
Complicated by nuances.
Cannon in D,
Go-to karaoke song,
But their first album was better.
Everybody wonders if they’re fat.
Nobody wonders if they’re boring.
Slowly dissolving into a gently pulsing cosine wave.
And if it makes you sneeze again, I’m calling the cops.
